Sunday, April 29, 2007

Parachutes

Yesterday we took some funny elephant shaped balloons and a parachute I brought from the UK to play with the kids at the orphanage. The better they get to know us the more fun it is. They went wild... it was hilarious... some photos attached. Especially for Roz and Beth ;o)

Playing with the balloons
Elephant balloons!The parachute games start off nice and organised....
They shrieked and shrieked running underneath...
One of the boys invented a game where they all had to jump onto the colour that was called out... baby Rajana whose curls had just been chopped off... didn't quite get it ;o)
jumping around on the 'chute...
The decent into chaos!Very amusing... and even the baby joined in!Cute photo!
Some more of the Kids (Roz&Beth - Binu got a hair cut too!)Things calm down and its time for hair styling! Rachel's looking good...Joy too
The finished result: Joy knocks 10 years off her age, would probably get ID'd in a bar and looks like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. What more could a girl want?

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Random stuff...

I like Nepal cos its random... random things happen all the time. Take this morning. I was walking along the road to get my lift to work and I had to jump out of the way of a taxi that was careering towards me. I jumped onto a small ledge near a 'holy' tree, and as the car passed I realised why it was going all over the place, the driver was none other than a small boy (had to be under 5)... daddy was in the drivers seat but not driving... I pondered the safety of this as I passed a small group of sheep, next thing I knew one of the sheep was charging into the side of my leg. I must have been in its way? I didnt know sheep could be so violent! Random... Attached are some random amusing signs I have spied recently...

Anyone for a slice of 'asspolo' pizza? Anyone with any ideas what it is? Answers on a postcard please...
How unfortunate

Not sure if this is readable but it says 'motorcycle SPEAR parts shop'. Spears on motorbikes... sounds like modern day jousting.


This is such a classic name for a school!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Machendranath

So, I thought I would write a little bit about Machendranath. Machendranath is a Hindu god who protects Kathmandu and has power over the rain - its been raining lots recently so I think Machendranath has been busy.

Anyways the last few weeks they have been building Machendranath a chariot near to my house. They do this every year. It isnt a small thing. I'd say its about 15 metres tall and the wheels alone are about 6ft high. The whole thing is made entirely of wood and vines - no nails and no pegs. Calls to modernise the process to make it safer and stronger are rejected. The charitot must be built as it has been for years, no matter if people die in the process (and die they do)...

Photo 1: Chariot under construction - notice the men climbing up it - right to the top... no safety ropes here!

Photo 2: The wheels under construction - check out the vines holding it all together!

Every year when the chariot is complete, the image/statue/incarnation ??? of Machendranath is placed on the chariot and is pulled around Kathmandu for about 3 months, by a huge team of men.

We went to see it on the first day. I attach some rather dark photos of the experience. It was surreal. I can equate it to nothing in England... except that the chariot looks a little like a Christmas tree?!

Photo 3: Machendranath in the distance
Already the lean is prominant, men use guide ropes either side to try and keep the thing upright, and place sticks and wedges under the wheels to slow/stop it when it goes down a hill. Men are also perched precariously all the way up to the top - I think these are the men that helped build the thing. Health and Saftey Executive would have a field day... but should note that the men with guide ropes did wear flouresant jackets!


Photo 4: Machendranath falls onto a cunningly positioned building
So less than 1hr into a 3 month tour the chariot runs into trouble, and leans so far as that it is really only held up by the building next to it. The guide ropes dont work in such a narrow lane, and so the people controling the ropes have to go into houses, climb onto the roof, get the rope passed up and then pull with all their might, once the chariot is a little straighter the men pulling the thing forward pull and it moves about 10m and then falls into the next house and the process has to be repeated. I hope they fix the thing otherwise as it aint going anywhere fast.
Oh yes and if Machendranath falls into your house and causes thousands of rupies damage NO WORRIES this is actually a blessing... yes yes...
Meanwhile you can see the crowd (of men) dances.


Photo 5: Machendranath gets pulled up
Here you can see the men pulling on the guide ropes to straighten out the chariot!


Photo 6: Machendranath falls down again
And so the cycle continues... note that all the electricity wires have had to be removed from the chariot's path so that it can pass. The sky is dark and it later started to rain very heavily. I was rather worried about possible electrocution from the piles of cables on the ground and swinging in ones face in side alleys!


Photo 7: Crowds cheer the chariot onwards with cymbols, drumbs, chanting and alcohol...
As with many things in Nepal, really very few women in sight... obviously at home cooking diner.

Friday, April 20, 2007

fasting... not quite unto death

So, I learnt today that the fasting unto death mlarky isnt quite what it seems. Apparently its a 'fasting relay'. Group members take it in turn to fast, so no one is really going to die unless Kathmandu faces dire food shortages, and then everyone will be in trouble, not just Maoist victims.

Random.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

When strikes and burning tyres are not enough...

So it seems that strikes and burning tyres are not enough for some groups with angst. The Maoist Victims Group have recently announced a programme of exciting protest events... a 'sit-in' protest, will be followed by a protest rally, then a strike and then they will all 'fast-unto-death'. Unless of course their demands are met. Now I have no idea what their demands are... but fasting unto death seems rather drastic, and depending how politicians see things it may be no incentive for them to give into the demands, as if the protesters all starve to death there will be less protesters right? and seeing as everyone is protesting about something it might get some people off their backs?! hmm we shall see... I am sure that the government will give in... it does to most people...

In saying this KTM has been quite quiet recently, less protests (it seems), power cuts are exception not rule (only 4hrs per week), the sun is shining and its warm but not unbearably hot, mangoes are in season, outdoor swimming pools are open... loverly jubleeee

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Jumla

So, this last week I went out with work to a really remote district of Nepal called Jumla. It was a great trip and really showed another side of Nepal to Kathmandu, Pokhara and Chitwan, which are all fairly developed, especially in terms of the numbers of tourists that visit.

Jumla is 2 small scary plane rides away from Kathmandu. The 2nd flight is the worst and the plane is smallsmall and old looking, although the non uniformed pilot assured me that it was ok, and had many new parts!

You basically fly up from the southern flat plains into the high Himalayas. Looking out of the window really showed how diverse Nepal's topography is. We flew quite low which was disconcerting, but the amazing views did help distract me a little from me fear of small planes. We seemed to be on the 'poor flight' which is for poor people who can't afford the airfare, but who need to leave Jumla for medical reasons etc. However we most certainly had to pay full foreigner price!

Anyways survived the flight and went into the baggage reclaim room and then out the other side as the baggage didn’t immediately materialise. Right in front of us was a (covered) dead body and a grieving family. Not sure where the body had come from, but I was glad it wasn’t on our plane as the only way it would have fitted was down the aisle! A different way to be greeted off the plane I suppose?!

So off we walked to our hotel... 20min later we arrived. The Ritz it was not, but it did good food (well perhaps I should say good Dhal Bhat - rice and lentils, Nepal's numero uno dish) and we weren't attacked by rats/ bed bugs/ drunken men so I think it was fine just fine! The photo below shows the most glorious bathroom, as it was next to my room, there was an occasional whiff of Eau de Pis!

The bathroom

Front of Hotel:
So yes, you have to walk everywhere in Jumla because there are really no roads as such... although one was supposedly being opened the day we left. It had taken 40 years to build and would not be passable in the rainy season, or winter when snow would cover it. However locals were incredibly hopeful that it would reduce the cost of basic goods, as currently everything has to be flown into the district or brought in on horse back which takes several days. The downside of the road is that it might erode the traditional culture of the district... but I guess only time will tell. Currently there are less than 30 jeeps, tractors and motorbikes in the whole district. Amazing! I only saw one whilst I was there (see photo). You can imagine just how peaceful it all was! Actually there have already been 3 deaths caused by motorised accidents, and several injuries. 2 very injured people joined us on our flight home... more about that later...

The only vehicle I saw in 5 days


So, currently you have to walk from the district headquarters to all of the villages bar one. It is hilly and mountainous terrain and some villages take 2-3 days walk to get to. We only visited villages 1-2 hours walk away, but that still felt pretty isolated, and gave a good impression of how complicated it is to work in such rural areas, and how isolated the people are. Actually the place reminded me of the Gobi in many ways... the dung burning stoves, the frost bitten cheeks, the isolation, the warmth of people not exposed to westerners often, the harsh climate, the most amazingly bright stars at night (wish you had been there with your scope Dad) etc etc. The main difference was the terrain and lack of gers ;o)

Jumla transport 1: Horse/donkey back
Jumla transport 2: Walking - Woman carrying metal sheeting on her head

Jumla has been badly affected by the conflict here, although now things are more peaceful, and there is a lot of new building going on. Below is a photo of some buildings the Maoists bombed out!
One of the best things about Jumla was the beautiful people. I attach some photos below, and more are on FlickR. Such dark skin and weathered faces... and beautiful jewelry. You will see many of the women have nose rings (a little like bulls). This signifies that they are married. The people here are very different from those in Kathmandu!

2 lovely old ladies - their heavy loads hanging from their heads obscured

Check out these earings!

Lovely old man - he was out walking with a small white horse!


The other thing to note in Jumla was the harsh life of women. On top of just being a woman in a partiarchal society that prefers men in pretty much every sphere of life, many many men from Jumla seasonally migrate to India to get construction work, basically in order to support their families. Jumla is a very poor district and there are high levels of malnutrition, hunger, illiteracy etc. Women are left behind to do all of the work. Bringing up children, looking after elderly family members, planting the fields, collecting heavy loads of fuel for the fires, collecting water, shopping etc etc. Given the long distances between places this is some feat. The photo below shows one such lady carrying a heavy basket of logs in the traditional Nepali way, in a basket on her back, supported by a strap not over her shoulders (as in the west) but over her head!



Whilst in Jumla we met a French paraglider who was aiming to fly from far western Nepal all the way to the east. He said he was often landing down in random small villages, I wish I could meet a Nepali who witnessed this, imagine just sitting in your village, never seeing a white person, and then one with plastic wings comes and lands on your doorstep. I guess you would think it was some sort of god or something?!

The last thing I'll write about was the trip home, which had several comedy (in retrospect) moments. So, we trudged up to the airport and waited for a plane. There aren't exactly plane schedules, it all depends on the weather in other remote airports (they fly to the airports where the weather will close in the quickest first), and how much they are being paid to fly what cargo where. At one point we were told our plane had a technical problem and so we were issued with a different boarding pass for a different airline (one that had a fatal crash in Jumla last year)... however that plane didn't show up either, but our plane did - hopefully with technical problems fixed? We waited 3+hrs and by this time the wind was picking up, rushing up the valley. Comfortingly a local collegue told us other flights would probably be cancelled because of the wind, but not ours... so eventually went through 'security'. In Nepal you have to go into a small booth and then a woman (or man if you are male) supposedly checks you and your baggage. So, I walk in and the security guard is breast feeding her baby and a toddler is playing on the floor... hmm. She looked at me and pointed to the other door. Security check over.
The plane landed and we went outside to board it, as I mentioned earlier, 2 very injured people had to come on the plane so that they could get to a hospital. Both were covered in blood, with drips in their arms and looking fairly ill. However the worst thing was that because they were on the plane, and the plane was full 2 people would not be able to fly. Our staff had been trying really hard to get us on the plane, and we were sitting at the back near the door, the 2 people who weren't sitting were another seriously ill looking man, and the person who was supporting him. They were told to get off the plane, and try for the next one (which may or may not come). I felt awful. Should we have given up our seats? Would they have let the white people give up their seats? (our airfares are higher) I don't know... in that state of mind we flew off into the clouds. Waves of panic swept me. How could the pilots see the mountains that I knew were surrounding us?! It was pretty bumpy which made things worse. I was very glad to land in Nepalgunj, and then finally land back in Kathmandu!

So, a long blogedy blog from me!
Peace x

Friday, April 13, 2007

Happy New Year 2064

Just a short blog to say 'Happy New Year 2064', as I am sure you all follow the Nepali calendar?! I'm just back from a great field visit to the remote and beautiful mountains... will write more, and upload photos soonsoon, when I have recovered from all the smallsmall scary-o-planes x x x x x

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

More on the YCL

So it turns out the Young Communist League (YCL) are not as jolly friendly as they seemed at their little protest yesterday, when so many of them wore nice matching outfits! I found the following exerpts about their recent activities enlightening:
  • On 20 March, the Maoist-affiliated Young Communist League (YCL) beat up two businessmen in the capital on the charge of refusing to pay donation. It is a common sight to see the Communist Youth tauting for money, but I didnt realise they went to such extremes to get cash!
  • Maoist-aligned Young Communist League (YCL) threatened journalists in Sunsari District, accusing the journalists of being corrupt and threatened the journalists against taking any action against them (the YCL), stating they would take their lives if need be.
Perhaps I wont wander around wearing my YCL visa?!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The youth communists

Today there was a large rally of small communists. Yes, it was the first national convention of the youth communists and apparently about 20,000 of them marched around the city. I caught the tail end from the back of a taxi and took some not very exciting photos (see below).

The Maoists all waved red flags and some even had a special uniform (just like brownies and scouts at home) which was blue (with Maoist red trim) and had a white star on the front and the Maoist emblem and indecipherable Nepali writing on the back!

More excitingly i managed to pick up a much coveted red Maoist visa that they tend to where at all rallies. Its crappy and made of thin card, and mine has also been run over by a few cars, but it amuses me all the same to have small pieces of such propaganda about the house...


Traffic police tries to coordinate the traffic... battle police were sitting down lazing around as usual... note many small red paper Maoist visas!

Boy sitting down on right hand side is modeling the special youth communist uniform!

Monday, April 02, 2007

Back in the duu

So, I am back in Kathmandu... despite having confirmed tickets I almost didn't get on the flight as it was so overbooked, but did eventually and arrived back in KTM to be surprised at the airport by some of my friends - it was so nice to see some friendlyfriends and not have to do battle with touting taxi drivers and bag carriers. I was sad to leave home, but it is nice to be back here, the hecticness and crazy traffic and dust and pollution seem to be growing on me!

What a difference 2 weeks makes, as the plane touched down the pilot said that the temperature was 30 degrees. When I left the weather varied between big red duffel coat wearing cold to warmish in the day, now it is HOT, and getting hotter. Quite nice really, blossoms are still out and smelling nice - makes a change! Only down side is that I fear my sunny flat may become a sauna, especially as I don't have mosquito netting on most of the windows (note to self check for mosquito netting when looking to move somewhere)... anyways I shall put up a net over my bed when the mosis start arriving and purchase a fan and it should be ok!

Along with blossoms the heat has also brought out the beautiful, pungent, rotting, stinking smell of the Bagmati river... mmm, fortunately it can only be smelt within a small radius of the river and I don't live at all close to it. It is however recommended to close all windows when driving past!

Other happy news is that instead of being increased to 12hrs a day load shedding has been drastically cut, I think to less than 3hrs per day. The local paper stated that the reason for this was: "Weeks of violence in terai (southern Nepal), which led to suspension of activities in various industrial towns in the southern belt, contributed to saving of power". Classic - so we benefit from other's misfortune...

Strikes and petrol crisis and protests seem to have been continuing, and there is currently a major build up to indefinite strikes in the valley mid April - we shall see if they happen or if there is a resolution! One thing that did amuse me was that apparently one day whilst I was away the association of Internet Service Providers (Nepal) shutdown Internet services for a couple of hours to express solidarity to a strike called by the business sector and traders. Can anyone else strike?!

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Gulf Air

I have concluded (after only 2 trips, so perhaps not much of a conclusion) that the flight between Kathmandu and the Gulf is an interesting, most notably because such a large proportion of people on the plane give the impression that that have never flown before. Which is indeed unusual in this day and age, in some ways its quite amusing.

  • Firstly I would say that 90% of the plane are men with a few foreign ladies and even fewer foreign Nepalis. This in itself is quite weird.
  • Then there is the scrum to get on the plane – boarding is called and literally all the men surge to get through the door, and then are sort of halted by a poor air hostess whop has to try and explain that they need their boarding passes…
  • Once on the plane many many people don’t seem to get their head round the seat numbering system, which means the plane is constantly being rearranged, as people move around…
  • The concept of stowing hand luggage in a locker near your seat also doesn’t occur to many people, this can be annoying, especially at the end of the flight when people are shoving themselves 20 seats down the isle to find their bags…
  • Coming into land pretty much 80% of the plane were looking out of the window to see the sea! (not something seen in Nepal)…
  • Sitting in seats during landing is also a new concept, a couple of people in the middle isle were standing up and looking out of the window as the plane was about to touch down.
  • The moment the plane lands and the engines roar as they go into reverse seems to be the queue for people to stand up and get out their luggage… this seemed to draw wry smiles from air hostesses and an announcement from the pilot for everyone to get back in their seats,

Im sure on lots of flights there are people who have not travelled before, but there really were a lot on this flight and it was entertaining to watch, something that is so simple and part of life for me, must seem very bizarre to these Nepali men flying into construction jobs in the Gulf.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

home

So, tomorrow will be first for me - popping home for a mini break in the middle of a long time away. I think it will be odd to come back just temporarily. I was thinking about it whilst disorganisedly trying to pack, and I thought in some ways I am going 'home', but then in other ways at the moment Kathmandu is my home, with my nice appartment, nice friends, work etc etc. so for now I guess I have 2 homes?!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Children

I thought I would put some photos up of some of the lovely munchkins we have been playing with at a local orphanage on a Saturday afternoon the last couple of months... They're such great kids, are fun to play with, and constantly remind me how amazingly lucky and privileged I am... which is a good thing! The simplest things make them smile - a big contrast to some kids at home I think.






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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

a palace and a camper van

Today I went for a lunchtime walk around the edge of royal palace, it gets so dark inside the office during these power cuts that getting out into the sunshine (and traffic, pollution and horn honking chaos) is the only way to stave off depression...
The palace (perhaps soon to be known as the People's Palace if the Maoists have their way) is mostly fenced by a brick wall, but round the front there are some huge iron railings so you can catch a glimpse of the gardens (lovely) and buildings (rather crematorium-esque if you ask me). Today as I walked past there was this amazing smell - the smell of freshly mowed grass. mmmmm so green and fresh smelling now that is NOT a smell you ever smell here... it reminded me of summer in England... lovely!

Also at the weekend some friends and I went up onto the valley rim to Nagarkot where you get an amazing view of the Himalayas and can laze in peace and quiet in the sun, and most excitingly can see many many trees and other nature type things. It's perfect. Nepal really is beautiful outside of smogville. On the way back down we passed a French camper van going up. Which I can only conclude means they drove to Nepal from France. Put my mind in overdrive thinking of all the epic routes they could have possibly come... I'm guessing they did Russia, Mongolia, China, Tibet and down into Nepal... but perhaps the camper van had superdooper bullet proof lining and they came through Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, India and then into Nepal... that would make them true legends, given the conflicts going on... either way those people have to have some epic stories!!

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Pebar

Last night I went to a rather entertaining wine tasting session... much wine was tasted, and I probably learnt more than I did at Vinopolis... anyways you can imagine that I didn't want to wake up early this morning.

alas

ringringringring
argh telfy wakes up and sees it is 7.15am
she drags herself to the phone
'hello'
'hello mam it is Pebar can I come and clean?'
telfy mentally curses Pebar 'hello Pebar it is 7.15am'
'yes mam'
'isn't today a holiday for you?'
'yes mam but I dont play Holi'
curses, the I'm a nice employer letting you have a holiday line didn't work.
'can you come tomorrow?'
silence
there is only one thing for it... tell the truth.
'Pebar I went out last night I want to sleep'
'OK mam I will come at 8 o clock'

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so well yes, he came at 8 o clock... I seriously think sometimes its more of a pain than its worth!!


Friday, March 02, 2007

Stockpiling food and Burning tyres

I thought I would attach this exciting photo of the tyre burnage that occurred outside my office yesterday! Alas I only caught the end of it, but I think the tyres must have been spread out across the road. Why was tyre burning going on? hmm apparently cos we have water shortages... that is nothing new, I'm guessing it was a localised dispute but who knows!!

IMG_0717

also I think I mentioned how some people are stockpiling food because of all the strikes/blockades in the south of the country stopping imports from India. I haven't really been too sure what the best policy is... I mean stockpiling seems drastic, and there are no signs of shortages yet (well aside from petrol and gas), anyways today we got an official email from the highs upon high at work recommending we get in 6-8 weeks of supplies. Crikey!

So, well better safe than sorry... I toodled to the shop on the way home and bought up a stack of rice, flour, tuna and pasta (shells, twists and bows - I resisted the children's pasta with cars, and tractor shapes... it was highly exciting, but twice the price!) Not enough food for 6-8 weeks (I don't think I could carry that much food home from the shops!) but I don't think I will starve, I mean I could always break into my earthquake preparedness kit which has even more supplies in... and I figure I'm coming home in 12 days so worst comes to worst I will export tesco pasta back here when I return!